I don’t quite understand the bully-like fandom that comes with exploitative reality television. Let’s just suffice to say that the freak show is alive and well — even if it doesn’t take place at the circus anymore. Rumors are even circulating that Barbara Walters is considering Honey Boo Boo one of her “Most Fascinating People” of 2012. That poor, poor child.
Why won’t anyone say that this is wrong?
Why don’t the cops shut this down quickly
She sings to Mountain Dew its own love song
One can be “healthy” and still be sickly
Rather than sets and a camera crew
Social Services should have stepped right in
Go-Go Juice makes the girl act a fool
But the audience is still tuning in
“Now they are actually better off
They might not stress for money anymore”
The Georgia gang is anything but soft
Smell the roadkill outside the kitchen door
How badly do you want the world to see?
Here comes exploitation on your TV!